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Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 520 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 7/3/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 7/3/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 7/3/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 7/3/09
50 Points
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Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 7/3/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/21/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 8/16/10
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 6/23/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 8/16/10
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Flawless Failure Unlocked 6/26/09
5 Points
Get three straight questions wrong.
BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points Get three strikes with $4,900.
Bomb Squad 10 Points Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Octochamp 10 Points Get eight questions in a row correct.
Trump Card 10 Points Finish game with more than $20,000.
Extra Innings 25 Points Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Flawless Victory 25 Points Win the game without any strikes
Marathon Grill 25 Points Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
One-Hit Kill 25 Points Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Bonus Buster 50 Points Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
Fallout Shelter 50 Points Survive a five-question bomb.
The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Disco inferno
DERP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
ZAP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop II 5 Points You found some poo!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Going Viral 10 Points Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 4/7/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
First Blood Unlocked 4/7/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 4/7/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)